Identity Defender Pillows

A scotsman being misidentified by a shipping agent.

'I'm a lawyer acting for your company.If you don't give me Mrs Smith's date of birth and NI number the case will collapse and you'll be in a lot of trouble!'

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you."

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

'Never trust emails. You can't shred them.'

'I can't believe an Alligator stole my identity... I mean, it's quite obvious I'm a Crocodile!'

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

'Hey, get out of my space!'

The world of surveillance.

Man losing his honesty

"Actually, Sally, my name isn't Mrs. Santa Claus... It's Barb. I'm not defined by my husband."

'I'll have to keep my name after we're married.'

"Calls may be monitored because, frankly, we live in a surveillance society due to terrorism."

USA 2030

'This call may be monitored and added to our endless metadata for no apparent reason.'

1 message reviewed by NSA.

'Thank you for calling civil liberties - your call may be recorded...'

Hilda Dinkerbonker takes on the issue of NSA domestic spying...

Your country needs YOUR personal data!

"Oh, can't complain."

'You don't look like your passport photo.'

"Which one more says 'Cool Guy?'"

"Your call and personal data may be monitored for brainwashing purposes."

"Mom said to put her on your 'Don't bother me I'm taking a bath' list!"

NSA caught in the cookie jar.