Identity Defender Gifts

A scotsman being misidentified by a shipping agent.

'I'm a lawyer acting for your company.If you don't give me Mrs Smith's date of birth and NI number the case will collapse and you'll be in a lot of trouble!'

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you."

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

'Never trust emails. You can't shred them.'

What Does God Know?

Christopher Isherwood

'I can't believe an Alligator stole my identity... I mean, it's quite obvious I'm a Crocodile!'

The Cashless Society is Here

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

'Hey, get out of my space!'

The world of surveillance.

'I'll have to keep my name after we're married.'

USA 2030

"Actually, Sally, my name isn't Mrs. Santa Claus... It's Barb. I'm not defined by my husband."

Man losing his honesty

"Calls may be monitored because, frankly, we live in a surveillance society due to terrorism."

Collective Shrug

'This call may be monitored and added to our endless metadata for no apparent reason.'

1 message reviewed by NSA.

'Thank you for calling civil liberties - your call may be recorded...'

The Circular Logic of Fascism

Spy vs. Spy

Hilda Dinkerbonker takes on the issue of NSA domestic spying...

Your country needs YOUR personal data!

"Oh, can't complain."

"Your call and personal data may be monitored for brainwashing purposes."

"Mom said to put her on your 'Don't bother me I'm taking a bath' list!"

Cybervegan Caf

NSA caught in the cookie jar.

'You don't look like your passport photo.'

"Which one more says 'Cool Guy?'"