Horse Rider Pillows

The Gallop

"I didn't mean to trample him. How do you say 'my bad' in human?"

Don't laugh. It's added three points to his scores.

Relaxing in the Saddle

Dressage

Horse and Ponies for Sale

Jockey trying to push a horse over a jump.

'I'm not convinced it's healthy to hold your poop in for this long...'

'It's about time horses in equestrian events got the medals.'

Show Jumping Tantrums

'I'm going to take a wild guess and say 'dressage'.'

'Those stretching exercises you have been practicing are really working!'

A Norfolk Dumpling.

'And it's a photo finish!'

'What makes you think you need a new set of shoes?'

Caution Road Up

EAT HAY LOVE One Horse's Search for Everything

"I had no alternative Mr. Prendergast. Your daughter fell and broke her leg."

The Runaway Horse

Doesn't he seem really stiff?

'Just remember what I told you about winners going out to stud.'

'So how exactly did you get the nickname 'four scoops'?'

'I don't set the rules, but you do need to accept that you're a pony and move on Brian!'

'So....how many hours were you practising half pass this morning?'

'it began with a heart stopping trek up a moving narrow floor into a black abyss, then the terrible noises and smells in a teeny tiny vibrating stable...'

"This is why you read the instructions."

A jockey rides a pool toy.

"Rider's block."

Rider Helping Horse Over the Jump

"Of course it's horse-proof. Everything I own is horse-proof."

"I don't care if this is better for my back, I'm startin' to feel ridiculous."

Cowboy with saddle coffee holder.

A hunter puzzling over how to get over the gate.

A friendly gentleman greeting a fellow hunter

A horse running wild.