Horse Rider Gifts

The Gallop

"I didn't mean to trample him. How do you say 'my bad' in human?"

Don't laugh. It's added three points to his scores.

Relaxing in the Saddle

Horse and Ponies for Sale

Dressage

Jockey trying to push a horse over a jump.

'I'm not convinced it's healthy to hold your poop in for this long...'

'Those stretching exercises you have been practicing are really working!'

'It's about time horses in equestrian events got the medals.'

Show Jumping Tantrums

'I'm going to take a wild guess and say 'dressage'.'

'So how exactly did you get the nickname 'four scoops'?'

'So....how many hours were you practising half pass this morning?'

'And it's a photo finish!'

'it began with a heart stopping trek up a moving narrow floor into a black abyss, then the terrible noises and smells in a teeny tiny vibrating stable...'

Caution Road Up

'I don't set the rules, but you do need to accept that you're a pony and move on Brian!'

"I had no alternative Mr. Prendergast. Your daughter fell and broke her leg."

'What makes you think you need a new set of shoes?'

'Just remember what I told you about winners going out to stud.'

EAT HAY LOVE One Horse's Search for Everything

The Runaway Horse

A Norfolk Dumpling.

Doesn't he seem really stiff?

Look before you leap.

"Of course it's horse-proof. Everything I own is horse-proof."

"I don't care if this is better for my back, I'm startin' to feel ridiculous."

A jockey rides a pool toy.

'Pint sized prat on board'

'Meadow fescue, meadow grass and perennial ryegrass! This is going to be the best party ever!'

"What does 'giddyup' even mean?"

A man using a salmon reel to keep possession of his horse that he just fell off of

A cheap day's hunting. - No. III.

A horse running wild.