Iron Working Pillows

'I wish McWit would lead a life of quiet desperation.'

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

Domestic Superheroes!!

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

37 years in the same position.

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

Working hours.

Overworked in the office

Time for More Paperwork

'These are job perks.'

Office slaves.

"Yes, I saw the obituary. So, is that why you weren't in yesterday?"

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

Late/Too Late.

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Motivation to work

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

City Boy.

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

Clients who show up early for an appointment are really annoying ??" especially when you work from home.

Man running in a hamster wheel

'Let's keep in mind that although quitters never win, they often manage to avoid litigation.'

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

'Hey, I'm not paying you people to watch the clock. That's Henderson's job.'

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

'I'd give you a raise, but I had to throw tantrums to make my parents give me anything as a kid.'

"I think I'll have the businessman's lunch."

Busy office.