Iron User Pillows

"Unplug and chill out."

Domestic Superheroes!!

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

'Is this the new input device?'

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

'This is suppose to be progress.'

"Voila!...smooth pastry." (Lady teaching chef to iron dough).

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).

"I'm right here. Focused!"

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

"Hello?"

Try again - Your password has to include barks, growls, whines and at least one yap.

"I wish you'd get more in touch with your masculine side, Robert"

'We'll have Bubba here check to see if we've idiot-proofed your computer.'

"I know this is going to sound completely crazy and off the wall - but do you, by any chance, know how to iron?"

Iron Lady and Iron Man

"No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants."

'First of all, I'm taking you off the iron supplements.'

'It's the people downstairs again.'

Muscular Dad

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

'He must not have been an easy man to care for. He always had an iron will. Which brings us to what he left you.'

"Iron Man Competition"

Pressing Problem

Man ironing out a line graph.

"And yet, I too am a still life."

'Oh flips! I've forgot me anvil again!'

Fitted Sheet:1/Human:0

Romance over the Irons