Iron Addict Pillows

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

Television Readers.

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

Fear of news.

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

Francoise Gilot

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

Book market

'Sorry, Mr. Wimble -- you've had just about enough Kafka for one day.'

TV vs Reading

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

'Should I file this under fict or faction?'

"Unplug and chill out."

"Joyce Carol Oates seems to have no trouble coming out with book after book."

'First of all, I'm taking you off the iron supplements.'

'Oh flips! I've forgot me anvil again!'

"Do you ever get to the point where you think if you read another book you'll burst, but you do anyway, and you don't burst?"

Pressing Problem

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

"And yet, I too am a still life."

'It's the people downstairs again.'

'What the hell is PIG IRON?'

'I wish McWit would lead a life of quiet desperation.'

Trilby - 'A human nightingale'.

"Actually I'm doing this to stand out more in the scholarly community."

'Marriage is okay, I guess, but I sure will be glad when my wife learns not to starch my jeans.'

'I'm looking for a romantic tale of wild, unbridled passion I can read while being pushed and groped on the subway.'

"And they say this country doesn't make anything anymore!"

Snowman outside library.

Energy Drinks

"Upper or lower body workout?"

"Do you have anything that looks vegan, but is made from meat?"

Egyptian Mummy reads book entitled: 'Computers for Mummies'.

'It says right here, sir, three times as much iron as other supplements.'

Book intoxication