Iron Addict Pillows

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

Television Readers.

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

Fear of news.

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

Well, I finished my summer reading list – now what?

Francoise Gilot

Book market

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

'Sorry, Mr. Wimble -- you've had just about enough Kafka for one day.'

"Unplug and chill out."

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

TV vs Reading

'Should I file this under fict or faction?'

"Joyce Carol Oates seems to have no trouble coming out with book after book."

'First of all, I'm taking you off the iron supplements.'

Pressing Problem

"Do you ever get to the point where you think if you read another book you'll burst, but you do anyway, and you don't burst?"

'Oh flips! I've forgot me anvil again!'

'It's the people downstairs again.'

"And yet, I too am a still life."

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

'What the hell is PIG IRON?'

"Actually I'm doing this to stand out more in the scholarly community."

Trilby - 'A human nightingale'.

'I'm looking for a romantic tale of wild, unbridled passion I can read while being pushed and groped on the subway.'

"And they say this country doesn't make anything anymore!"

'I wish McWit would lead a life of quiet desperation.'

"Upper or lower body workout?"

'Marriage is okay, I guess, but I sure will be glad when my wife learns not to starch my jeans.'

Snowman outside library.

Energy Drinks

"Do you have anything that looks vegan, but is made from meat?"

Book intoxication

'It says right here, sir, three times as much iron as other supplements.'