Article Addicts Pillows

"Don't Look At it! It's A Listicle!"

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

Television Readers.

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

Fear of news.

"Oh my God, they're gassing refugees. Look at this family!"

Crooked Hillary... Pig... Sad!... Not a Ten!...

The end of election 2016

"To sum up the political platforms of the candidates....Trump wants to put Hillary in prison, and Hillary wants Trump on the sexual predator list."

EU Deal

Book market

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'I'm afraid we can't make it. Harry just finished watching Meet the Press, C-Span, Face the Nation, Fox News Sunday, the Sunday Times, Newsweek, Time...'

"And I thought I was toxic. . ."

'Remember your blood pressure, dear!...the Dr, warned about anything that would anger you, like this divided congress and their inability to compromise on things beneficial to the nation.'

"Here's my idea. . . we offer Trump the Nobel Peace Prize as a quid pro quo for leaving office."

Impeachment to Trump

"This is gonna be great!"

election polling

"I'll check your circulation."

Reading room

The book that will not be denied!

'Sorry, Mr. Wimble -- you've had just about enough Kafka for one day.'

'Should I file this under fict or faction?'

Vladimir Putin as Uncle Sam

TV vs Reading

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

'You think economic news on TV could be adversely affecting our patient?'

"Joyce Carol Oates seems to have no trouble coming out with book after book."

"What we are looking for is some exciting advertising about our product."