Article Addicts Mugs

"Don't Look At it! It's A Listicle!"

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

Television Readers.

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

Fear of news.

"Oh my God, they're gassing refugees. Look at this family!"

Well, I finished my summer reading list – now what?

Crane Game. Ball Game.

Crooked Hillary... Pig... Sad!... Not a Ten!...

"To sum up the political platforms of the candidates....Trump wants to put Hillary in prison, and Hillary wants Trump on the sexual predator list."

"And I thought I was toxic. . ."

The end of election 2016

EU Deal

'I'm afraid we can't make it. Harry just finished watching Meet the Press, C-Span, Face the Nation, Fox News Sunday, the Sunday Times, Newsweek, Time...'

Book market

"? ???????? ?????, ??? ???????? ? Waukesha County."

'Should I file this under fict or faction?'

"I'll check your circulation."

Vladimir Putin as Uncle Sam

'You think economic news on TV could be adversely affecting our patient?'

election polling

'Sorry, Mr. Wimble -- you've had just about enough Kafka for one day.'

"When catch-up TV finally catches up"

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

Impeachment to Trump

E Pluribus Nada

Freaking out about Trump, Letting Bush off the Hook

'Remember your blood pressure, dear!...the Dr, warned about anything that would anger you, like this divided congress and their inability to compromise on things beneficial to the nation.'

TV vs Reading

"Here's my idea. . . we offer Trump the Nobel Peace Prize as a quid pro quo for leaving office."

"This is gonna be great!"

The book that will not be denied!

Reading room

"Joyce Carol Oates seems to have no trouble coming out with book after book."