News Addict Pillows

"Jitters on Wall Street today over rumors that Alan Greenspan said, 'A rich man can as soon enter Heaven as a camel fit through the eye of a needle.' "

Man with mobile phone says: 'I can't call for help, I'm filming this for the TV news.'

'Watch the news with the sound turned off. You're suffering from information overload.'

'Stock prices are down; Bond prices are down; North Korea are threatening nuclear war...have a nice night's sleep.'

'In financial news, denials of impropriety outperformed admissions of impropriety.'

Putin with Trump puppet

'Free healthcare for everyone!! Except you pay for this and that, and surgeries, medication, and a bunch of other stuff...but what a victory for the average american!'

Hold on! TV is comin'!

Crooked Hillary... Pig... Sad!... Not a Ten!...

'And now a quick glance at tonight's top news stories.... Yikes!'

'It's true that I accepted the bribe, seduced the intern, and stole the money, but I did it with the nation's best interests in mind.'

Kellyanne Conway

'I used to be a don't know but now I'm an even more confused.'

"Must...Tweet...M-more!"

"He's a politically overexposed person."

"I've still got Tucker Carlson's voice in my head."

Trump's Fine

"He promised Liz Truss his full support."

"What's on Fox News?"

"We go now to our White House correspondent... Jim? Jim?"

It's okay to stop counting before every vote is cast.

War on Terrorism Cheat Sheetq

Trump Trump Trump Trump

"Depressed, insecure, anxious about the future. We have a lot of this at the moment. You need to avoid talking about, reading about or even mentioning Brexit."

Gas Policy ? la Carte

"This is gonna be great!"

Keeping Up With the Donald

The Democracy We Deserve

Self-Loathing Political Perversion

E Pluribus Nada

Disagree to Disagree

Freaking out about Trump, Letting Bush off the Hook

Can't They Both Die?

The Birther Con

"C-Span is our reality television."