Magazine Addict Pillows

Magazine covers.

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

Gay Times...

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

Fear of news.

"Oh my God, they're gassing refugees. Look at this family!"

"This is a hell of a way to start a magazine."

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

Crooked Hillary... Pig... Sad!... Not a Ten!...

The end of election 2016

EU Deal

"And I thought I was toxic. . ."

Book market

'I'm afraid we can't make it. Harry just finished watching Meet the Press, C-Span, Face the Nation, Fox News Sunday, the Sunday Times, Newsweek, Time...'

"To sum up the political platforms of the candidates....Trump wants to put Hillary in prison, and Hillary wants Trump on the sexual predator list."

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

"? ???????? ?????, ??? ???????? ? Waukesha County."

The Original Gossip Columns

'You think economic news on TV could be adversely affecting our patient?'

Vladimir Putin as Uncle Sam

"This is gonna be great!"

"What's a copper nitrate...?"

"According to the statistics in this article, you should be my ex-husband and be three months behind in alimony payments."

"Here's my idea. . . we offer Trump the Nobel Peace Prize as a quid pro quo for leaving office."

'Remember your blood pressure, dear!...the Dr, warned about anything that would anger you, like this divided congress and their inability to compromise on things beneficial to the nation.'

Impeachment to Trump

"D'you have any porn porn?"