Tabloid Addict Pillows

The Original Gossip Columns

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

Fear of news.

"Oh my God, they're gassing refugees. Look at this family!"

JET (Part I)

Crooked Hillary... Pig... Sad!... Not a Ten!...

The end of election 2016

"To sum up the political platforms of the candidates....Trump wants to put Hillary in prison, and Hillary wants Trump on the sexual predator list."

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

EU Deal

Weditorials

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'I'm afraid we can't make it. Harry just finished watching Meet the Press, C-Span, Face the Nation, Fox News Sunday, the Sunday Times, Newsweek, Time...'

"And I thought I was toxic. . ."

'I want to sue my veterinarian. He didn't keep doctorpatient confidentiality and blabbed about my sex change operation to the tabloids.'

"I'll check your circulation."

'Remember your blood pressure, dear!...the Dr, warned about anything that would anger you, like this divided congress and their inability to compromise on things beneficial to the nation.'

"Here's my idea. . . we offer Trump the Nobel Peace Prize as a quid pro quo for leaving office."

Impeachment to Trump

"This is gonna be great!"

election polling

Gossip columns: 'And rumour has it that singer, Kelli B is said to be in shock after finding out longtime boyfriend, actor Todd Korfull, has been having an affair with, now get this, KELLI'S agent!! YEEOUCH!...' A column talking

Vladimir Putin as Uncle Sam

Leisure Editor

'Inflated gloom!'

"Do I have to answer that? I wanted to sell all this stuff to the tabloids!"

'You think economic news on TV could be adversely affecting our patient?'

"Now that I can watch whatever I want, whenever I want, my life has no structure."

'It's true that I accepted the bribe, seduced the intern, and stole the money, but I did it with the nation's best interests in mind.'

Magazine covers.

Trump-Putin Conspiracy Theories