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News of the World

'She's so put together!'

Gay Times...

A little bird told me...

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

Every morning the office gossip was cascaded down...

JET (Part I)

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

"He's only an associate but he's already reaping at a partner's level."

"It was the unsubstantiated rumours that attracted me to you in the first place."

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

Weditorials

"He's a real throwback. He does all his own publicity stunts."

"Well, at first I didn't like him. But then his creepiness just grew on me."

"Rest assured, anything you say in this office won't get repeated by me."

'I want to sue my veterinarian. He didn't keep doctorpatient confidentiality and blabbed about my sex change operation to the tabloids.'

"With Harry all options are on the table, including pointlessly looking for a job that doesn't exist for him anymore."

The Original Gossip Columns

Pie chart of pub conversations

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

Gossip columns: 'And rumour has it that singer, Kelli B is said to be in shock after finding out longtime boyfriend, actor Todd Korfull, has been having an affair with, now get this, KELLI'S agent!! YEEOUCH!...' A column talking

"Do I have to answer that? I wanted to sell all this stuff to the tabloids!"

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Sunday.

'Inflated gloom!'

"We'll have to retract that article. On of our co-authors is the night watchman."

Leisure Editor

'Washington has wooden teeth? -- how did you find that out?', 'It came out in conversation.'

Stable boys and Scottsman

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'