Newspaper Enthusiasts Pillows

"If this was a reality show, nobody would believe it."

'Do I have to fetch the newspaper? -- Bill Kristol always leaves a bad taste in my mouth!'

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

'Let's go to our education reporter for more underreporting of school success stories.'

UK border controls relaxed.

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

Gay Times...

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

Meet the Enemy

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

"Er...nothing much has happened yet today...."

Reporter #6: television.

"This is a hell of a way to start a magazine."

Idlib, Syria - The final stage

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

Capital Tours

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

"I'd like to see you do this online."

Big Newspaper Delivery

JET (Part I)

Charades

Classic News.

As you can see, media coverage at this event is very heavy...

'Bad news on Wall Street. The entire stock market has been downgraded to a 'junk' classification.'