Newspaper Lovers Pillows

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

Fear of news.

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

Big Newspaper Delivery

When Dogs Appear To Be Thinking.

"Are those my slippers?!"

"Just when I think things couldn’t get any worse, they replace The Lockhorns with Doonesbury!"

'Hey look I got a free newspaper with my wallchart of north sea molluscs aand DVD of elbow stretching excercises.'

'Read ALL about IT! In other less TRASHIER Newspapers!'

"Get a move on Hardwicke, we need it for the 6 o'clock news!"

Sunday.

'The trouble is not with your set -- the station just got hit with a new batch of politically correct Federal regulations.'

'you just don't get the idea of being a watchdog, do you?'

'Your polar ice cap is melting.'

"They're dumbing down the news now!"

"Rapunzel? Rapunzel moved out years ago. I'm Bruce, and I have a stack of old newspaper clippings I'd like to show you."

'Grandpa isn't very child-friendly, is he?'

'I'm suing for libel! You've down graded me from being a reliable source to being just a confidential source.'

'Normally I don't like a newspaper because of its pictures.'

"Who are your sources? Talk!"

"According to the Times, the cartoonist drew my right hand wrong."

"Reading the Sunday Funnies 'religiously' does not count as worship."

"Can't you forget about the FT for once?"

"...and finally..."

'How long has what been going on?'

'Look. I fetch it - I get to read it first.'

'Gladys, I don't think you should let Buster fetch the paper anymore.'

'So we print it every four years. What do you call that?'

Newspaper dog