Newspaper Lover Pillows

"Are those my slippers?!"

'Correction,Dear- it's OUR newspaper!'

Dog piddles on man reading a newspaper.

"We should be grateful for all the help wanted ads in the newspaper. They keep us from freezing to death."

Newspaper

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

Reading the sports pages.

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

Rhinoceros Is Most Intelligent Ungulate

"Well, I think we come back as newspapers." "You're nuts."

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

Cleaner dusting under man's toupee.

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

Big Newspaper Delivery

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

"Just when I think things couldn’t get any worse, they replace The Lockhorns with Doonesbury!"

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

When Dogs Appear To Be Thinking.

"This is the way I like it - I pretend to be asleep and he doesn't bother me."

"Someday when you have a kid of your own and you feel the urge to arbitrarily say no just because you can, you'll understand."

"I hope I live long enough to see Bush's view of his legacy come true! I'll be around a long, long, long time!"

"Get a move on Hardwicke, we need it for the 6 o'clock news!"

'Read ALL about IT! In other less TRASHIER Newspapers!'

"Darling, there's an offer for a time-share nest in Florida: Should we apply?"

"What's a copper nitrate...?"

Sunday.

'you just don't get the idea of being a watchdog, do you?'

'That's nothing new. Thatcher had a similar plan, but she called hers; 'Every man for himself'.'

Dog fetching a newspaper and then reading it himself.

"According to the Times, the cartoonist drew my right hand wrong."

"Rapunzel? Rapunzel moved out years ago. I'm Bruce, and I have a stack of old newspaper clippings I'd like to show you."

Husband splashing tea over newspaper.