Artisan Addict Pillows

"I still enjoy running my winery, but these days my real passion is the meth lab."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

"Lovely dovetail."

"Overkill, dude."

Crotchet

About the potter.

Treadmillstone

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

Francoise Gilot

Luthier

"Just so you understand in advance - we're not old-time craftsmen, and we don't take pride in our work."

"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

Pottery Slam

"Larry made that chair from a pile of sticks."

Craft Show: Earth & Martianware.

Members of the Luddite community carving computers from solid blocks of oak and maple

Artisanal Pottery

"I envy you—laughing all day long, and being paid for it, too!"

'I ran into a whittler.'

Bootmaker upset over the death of a long term customer

"I see you've got a new cheese counter."

Pin Cushion to roll of cotton: 'Hi! I'm a pin cushion! I love my job!' Pin Cushion's reply: 'MASOCHIST!'

Gentrification of the Fridge.

Dip Pen and Grindstone

Cheesemaker

"Your father and I were hoping for something a little less artisanal."

Cottage Industry