Artwork Addict Pillows

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

You're my Mona Lisa.

Larry's used art

Copycats

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

Madonna of the Pukes.

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Paul Klee

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

Cariactures

Alien David statue

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

That shows business confidence.

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

The height of fashion in 1796

(Camel paintings)

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

Venus

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

German Expressionist Breakfast

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Use your imagination.

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

Horti-Culture

Distractions Of The Great

Where Indian ink came from.

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

"Mr. Right!"

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."