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'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

You're my Mona Lisa.

Larry's used art

Copycats

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

Madonna of the Pukes.

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Paul Klee

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Alien David statue

Cariactures

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

That shows business confidence.

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

Venus

The height of fashion in 1796

(Camel paintings)

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

German Expressionist Breakfast

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

Horti-Culture

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Where Indian ink came from.

"Mr. Right!"

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

Distractions Of The Great

Use your imagination.

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."