Artisan Addict Gifts

"I still enjoy running my winery, but these days my real passion is the meth lab."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

"Lovely dovetail."

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

"Overkill, dude."

Crotchet

Luthier

Treadmillstone

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

Francoise Gilot

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

About the potter.

"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

Bakery. The smell of freshly baked bread is the only truly perfect man-made thing on earth.

Pottery Slam

"Just so you understand in advance - we're not old-time craftsmen, and we don't take pride in our work."

"Larry made that chair from a pile of sticks."

Craft Show: Earth & Martianware.

Artisanal Pottery

"I envy you—laughing all day long, and being paid for it, too!"

Members of the Luddite community carving computers from solid blocks of oak and maple

"I see you've got a new cheese counter."

'I ran into a whittler.'

Bootmaker upset over the death of a long term customer

Pin Cushion to roll of cotton: 'Hi! I'm a pin cushion! I love my job!' Pin Cushion's reply: 'MASOCHIST!'

Gentrification of the Fridge.

"Your father and I were hoping for something a little less artisanal."

Cottage Industry

Dip Pen and Grindstone