Computer Users Pillows

'Lying down on the job again, Crenshaw?'

Out and In.

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

'Is this the new input device?'

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

'This is suppose to be progress.'

'I've crunched the numbers and you can afford to increase my allowance by 15.5%.'

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

"What a disappointment. When you said your dad was a troll, I thought he'd be living under a bridge."

'Oh great, a machine with an attitude.'

'We'll have Bubba here check to see if we've idiot-proofed your computer.'

"...and another thing...stop referring to me as user-friendly"

Welcome to Silicon Valley...the user friendly place.

'I love your crocheted computer cover darling, but can I take it off now?'

'I'm too busy installing updates to figure out any practical application for them.'

Instead of that CD, how about feeding me a nice bagel for a change?

"...and don't fall for that trunk enlargement scam."

'Sorry, sweetie -- they're not that kind of cookies.'

'Yes, Fluffy was a great dog and to honor her memory, we've decided to keep her name as part of our computer password.'

Internet Dude

'He expects so much from me but his data is flawed.'

"Wow, thanks. I'm a big fan. I've downloaded all your stuff."

Your hands are cold...

Two mice teasing a computer mouse for being different.

'This baby has lots of memory.'

'Oh no. A Y1K virus.'

'The internet brings everyone closer.'

'Jerry's a cryptic sort of guy,'