Tool User Pillows

'If you think using a stick is evolutionary, wait till you try one these dipped in chocolate.'

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

'Is this the new input device?'

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

'Where do I put the batteries?'

The Hammer

'Seriously!? ... Well it's apparent I didn't marry a handyman.'

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

'Have you got one of those things you use to knock nails in...?'

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

Handyman Christmas tree with Tools.

'Why did you get a huge socket wrench set? You never use socket wrenches.'

'Well, in the hands of my husbnd it's almost as lethal as a loaded gun.'

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

"I'm looking for a Father's Day gift. What kind of wrench says 'I love you'?"

'Uh oh, I measured the lumber in feet, but you measured it in metric.'

"Don't disturb Daddy darling: he's just received his new issue of "Basic Tools Monthly"..."

"Unplug and chill out."

'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'

...they can't take the factory out of the man - he's off to do some welding.

'We'll have Bubba here check to see if we've idiot-proofed your computer.'

'It's an old work injury.'

'Obviously the natives here are sophisticated tool makers.'

"OK, now I want everybody to put their hands together and make something with tools!"

Why you should never leave a sander alone in a locked room.

Nervous Kid sees the dentist's toolkit.

'Oh flips! I've forgot me anvil again!'

Well paid job

"And, little by little, over the next ten minutes, he was able to dig his way to freedom."