Tool Use Pillows

'Seriously!? ... Well it's apparent I didn't marry a handyman.'

'Try using this.'

Spiro & Pusho cutting log with a saw

"He's having a hard time finding work."

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

Painting the Ceiling

Tool Box

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

"He loves his leaf blower."

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

Sale! Weed Whackers

Neighbor Leaf Wars

'I suppose you want Polly to forget she heard that.'

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

"I got a swiss army hook!"

A DIY disaster.

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

"Lovely dovetail."

Congratulations on your retirement!

"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing."

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

'Where do I put the batteries?'

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."