Tool Using Pillows

'Face it, you're mechanically impaired.'

"He's having a hard time finding work."

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

Neighbor Leaf Wars

"He loves his leaf blower."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

A DIY disaster.

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

"I got a swiss army hook!"

"Lovely dovetail."

"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing."

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

'Seriously!? ... Well it's apparent I didn't marry a handyman.'

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

The Hammer

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

"Want to impress me with that hammer? Try using it to fix a few things around here."

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

'The New... New, Swiss Army Knife.'

'Yeah, yeah, yeah... I know the drill.'

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

"Congratulations, Mr and Mrs Starmer. It's a tool!"

'Put your tools away. We can't afford to pay any more tradesmen to fix another of your botched DIY projects.'