Tool Using Mugs

'Face it, you're mechanically impaired.'

"He's having a hard time finding work."

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"He loves his leaf blower."

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

Neighbor Leaf Wars

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

A DIY disaster.

"I got a swiss army hook!"

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing."

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

"Lovely dovetail."

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

The Hammer

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

'Seriously!? ... Well it's apparent I didn't marry a handyman.'

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

'The New... New, Swiss Army Knife.'

'Yeah, yeah, yeah... I know the drill.'

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

Multitool Knife

"Congratulations, Mr and Mrs Starmer. It's a tool!"

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.