Power Tools Pillows

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

"Starting these labour-saving devices is exhausting!"

"He's having a hard time finding work."

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Neighbor Leaf Wars

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

"I got a swiss army hook!"

A DIY disaster.

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing."

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

The Hammer

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

"Want to impress me with that hammer? Try using it to fix a few things around here."

'Seriously!? ... Well it's apparent I didn't marry a handyman.'

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

'The New... New, Swiss Army Knife.'

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

Education and Apprenticeships

"Congratulations, Mr and Mrs Starmer. It's a tool!"

Multitool Knife

Bob’s Museum

'Have you got one of those things you use to knock nails in...?'

'Yes, folks, the victim was a bolt. Now, I'm afraid, he's a deadbolt.'

'I'm telling you Dad: Walking upright and using tools is the way of the future...'

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

Swiss Army Phone