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Nasty Accident.

'What home project? I just want to get a wine label off.'

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

In basket-case.

The president's men

"The trend in tough economic times is to put off everything that doesn't require immediate action ? as this chart shows."

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"

News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle

And here's the office floor plan. The numbers indicate the recommended sequence in which to step on people on your way to the top.

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

'He's ruthless and greedy... so let's make sure he's on our side.'

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

'In my rise to the tip I was always aware of a higher power - now I feel I'm ready to take it on.'

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.

'Remember - Reilly's Chairman of the Board, but Henderson's the Alpha male.'

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

A king and his paperwork.

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

Multimedia-Conglomerate-Tasking

Responsibility and duties

'You myst blow at least a 2.3 on the 'drunk with power' breathalizer before they'll promote you to upper management.'

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson of the Board. One of you will be President.'

"Granberry, you're about to suffer a near-death experience!"

"As you can see, Simpson, I'm not the sort of man who's afraid of confrontation...that is you isn't it, Simpson?"

Executive with desk-boxes 'get rich' and 'get even'.

'I hear she melts glass ceilings.'

"With great power comes great reward."

Desk bins: 'Whatnot,' 'Whatever,' and 'What now?'

"I'll roll over but I refuse to play dead."