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'What home project? I just want to get a wine label off.'

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

In basket-case.

The president's men

"The trend in tough economic times is to put off everything that doesn't require immediate action ? as this chart shows."

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

And here's the office floor plan. The numbers indicate the recommended sequence in which to step on people on your way to the top.

News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

'He's ruthless and greedy... so let's make sure he's on our side.'

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

'In my rise to the tip I was always aware of a higher power - now I feel I'm ready to take it on.'

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.

'Remember - Reilly's Chairman of the Board, but Henderson's the Alpha male.'

Multimedia-Conglomerate-Tasking

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

A king and his paperwork.

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

Responsibility and duties

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson of the Board. One of you will be President.'

'You myst blow at least a 2.3 on the 'drunk with power' breathalizer before they'll promote you to upper management.'

"Granberry, you're about to suffer a near-death experience!"

Executive with desk-boxes 'get rich' and 'get even'.

'I'll need some people to boss around.'

"In this company the managers and workers see eye to eye...you just have to ask the caretaker for a ladder."

'Can you believe it, Harkins? Out of all those offices, not one person is more important than I am.'

'I hear she melts glass ceilings.'

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