Power Tool Persuasive T-Shirts

"Starting these labour-saving devices is exhausting!"

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

"If you really want to get ahead you'll need to stop licking your own butt and start licking mine."

"It's not who you know, it's how you use them."

"Now the first thing you have to do is to get a client's attention."

Phone solicitors like customers who are afraid to hang up.

"...and remember son. Don't let anybody push you around!"

Debate Club Note

'...and by persuading your bosses to send you on this course, you've all passed!'

"I'm going to be a lawyer so I'll be arguing both sides."

I'm just a pollster, ma'am - I have no idea which candidate is a cat person.

"Oh, great. The boss is in one of his enigmatic, 'Guess what I'm thinking' moods again."

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

"I believe it because I believe it and that's how I know it's true."

"My lobbyist trumps your legal team."

'If you could learn to open up a little, you might make a few more sales.'

"We did our best to convince them, now it's up to how gullible they are."

'Sir, you have a couple of salesmen laying for you out here.'

". . .and so the Defense rests, based on those facts, to the best of my manipulation."

"Does he respond better to a confident approach or a groveling approach?"

"I wasn't persuaded by his presentation. His logic was strong but his threats were weak."

'Have you managed to persuade Tiddles to use the new cat-flap yet Dear?'

'What home project? I just want to get a wine label off.'

"Wow, I never realized your unhappiness was so nuanced."

I think you'd make a persuasive salesman.

"Do you need me to write in big letters for you?"

'I'm done with school because all I need to make a living is to know how to persuade my dad to give me money!'

'Why yes. We do owe you a very large rebate!'

Nasty Accident.

Telemarketing Center: Help wanted. It's not a job - it's a calling.

"Of course, not everybody can face this kind of responsibility."

"I was a lobbyist, and this took all my skill."

'You really know how to ask for the order!'