Tool Wielder Pillows

Bubba gets Carpal Funnel Syndrome.

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

Painting the Ceiling

Tool Box

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

"River well stocked this year."

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

"He loves his leaf blower."

Sale! Weed Whackers

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

'I suppose you want Polly to forget she heard that.'

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

"I got a swiss army hook!"

Congratulations on your retirement!

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

'Where do I put the batteries?'

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

Waiting for retirement.

CLEAR!

The Hammer

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

A crab with a utility knife claw

'Swiss Army Rescue Service. How can we help?'

Hammer and chisel discussing what they've been doing, chisel says; 'Oh you know, getting into a few scrapes.'