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Shepherd

The Art Student.

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"River well stocked this year."

'There's nothing on.'

Artist and Musician

Just call me Picasso!

"The GOOD news is that 94 people want to attend the leadership training, the bad news is that 64 of them want to change the venue, 56 the time and 45 want to be course leader."

Raphael

"Judging by the number of 'Polar Bear in snowstorm' paintings the class seems apprehensive using color."

"First of all, let me commend everyone on the teamwork displayed on this icebreaker. Secondly, let me apologize for some of the motivational language I used during this session..."

Vincent Van Goat.

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

"Billy is turning out to be quite the little artist."

"It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and plagiarize something?"

STRIP *Community Care * Squeezing it all in before lunch

"Pity that 'on' button's a bit of a stretch."

'I take it the Change Seminar stripped you down to your vulnerabilities.'

'I don't offer any free advice anymore. I am offering a self-help seminar and a motivational coaching program online.'

When collective bargaining is outlawed!: 'To work here, you have to wear this metal collar!'

'I read that the ball is on the surface of the club for just 0.00035 of a second, so even when you take 100 shots to go around, you are only getting less than 1 second of golf for your money...'

"Upon further review, the receiver did not establish a meaningful and personal relationship with the football, therefore it is ruled an incomplete pass."

I'm color blind, please help.

"Wait a minute. Where am I going? I'm a writer."

"Mr. Kennings was going to interview you for the job, until he heard you actually wanted to get paid."

Today's seminar is going to be so much fun...

Henri Matisse

"I spent locked out including my painting."

The sword is mightier than the pen.

Two men creating themselves with a pencil and paintbrush.

Forrest Gander

Man with what appears to be cheese on head to other man: 'No, it's actually a sponge. I'm excited about today's motivational seminar and I want to soak it in.'