Remote Wielder Pillows

'There's nothing on.'

"River well stocked this year."

Binge Watch

"Indeed - you're Mr. Gurkenman! After all the 200m meetings I remembered you much smaller!"

'It makes conferences so much cheaper, no travel costs and we only need to buy our own drinks!'

"It's hard for me to do my job remotely when you keep eating all of my home work."

"Sorry I'm late, boss...I forgot about today's video meeting!"

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'

'Welcome to digital - you now have more of what you didn't want than you ever thought possible!'

"It's my support group for Zoom fatigue syndrome."

"At 11 am Josh has maths, Oli has history, Sarah has English, and I have zumba. 4 classes, 3 devices."

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

Dave invents the remote belt

"Now that she works from home we never get to use the computer."

"You'll be allowed to work from home two days a week... Saturday and Sunday."

"We've lost the remote."

"You said you'd be 'five minutes,’ nine months ago."

'The sole purpose of this remote is to locate all the other remotes you have lost!'

Working from home

"I know nobody here works with each other, but it seems like morale is down."

'Try putting a remote in one hand aan a beer in the other and see if he starts up.'

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

'You're a funny beggar, switching off the sound just because Joanna Lumley is ENTHUSING!'

Shepherd

'Thanks for tuning in - we'll try to pander to you.'

Man struggling to carry a giant tv remote control with hundreds of channels.

"There's the remote!"

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'? We're at the cinema!'

'I don't know where the television remote is, you had it last.'

There's the pay TV remote, the set top box remote, the TV remote...now where did I put the worth watching remote?

'There's nothing worth watching on TV, but he's not going to let a little thing like that stop him.'

"He's working from home."

'It must be nice having a job where you can work at home.'

"Could you continue to work from home? We're enjoying not having you in the office."