Remote Wielder Gifts

'There's nothing on.'

"River well stocked this year."

"Indeed - you're Mr. Gurkenman! After all the 200m meetings I remembered you much smaller!"

Binge Watch

'It makes conferences so much cheaper, no travel costs and we only need to buy our own drinks!'

"Sorry I'm late, boss...I forgot about today's video meeting!"

"It's hard for me to do my job remotely when you keep eating all of my home work."

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'

'Welcome to digital - you now have more of what you didn't want than you ever thought possible!'

"It's my support group for Zoom fatigue syndrome."

"At 11 am Josh has maths, Oli has history, Sarah has English, and I have zumba. 4 classes, 3 devices."

"Now that she works from home we never get to use the computer."

U.S. World Cup Frenzy

Dave invents the remote belt

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

"You'll be allowed to work from home two days a week... Saturday and Sunday."

"You said you'd be 'five minutes,’ nine months ago."

"We've lost the remote."

'Thanks for tuning in - we'll try to pander to you.'

"I know nobody here works with each other, but it seems like morale is down."

Shepherd

'I wish someone would finally make that Oprah Winfrey shush! I would but I can't find the remote.'

Man struggling to carry a giant tv remote control with hundreds of channels.

Working from home

'The sole purpose of this remote is to locate all the other remotes you have lost!'

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

"There's the remote!"

'Try putting a remote in one hand aan a beer in the other and see if he starts up.'

'You're a funny beggar, switching off the sound just because Joanna Lumley is ENTHUSING!'

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'? We're at the cinema!'

'I don't know where the television remote is, you had it last.'

There's the pay TV remote, the set top box remote, the TV remote...now where did I put the worth watching remote?

"He's working from home."

'There's nothing worth watching on TV, but he's not going to let a little thing like that stop him.'

'It must be nice having a job where you can work at home.'