Wheel Wielder Pillows

"No problems with the wheel, but this fire thing is going to be a tough sell to the Consumer Product Safety Commission."

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"River well stocked this year."

Touring Cyclist

Girl in Yellow Jumper

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

Duel in a wheelchair.

For crying out loud Simon. Would you stop trying to reinvent the drag.

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."

Caveman who has just invented the wheel is amazed to see a paper airplane demonstrating the principle of flight.

"Before we test this, do you know how to fill out an accident report?"

Overdoing it.

"You spoil that Hamster."

Psychic car mechanics.

Hmm... all I need to do now is invent the wheel...

'So Roger, how's your invention going?'

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

Wheelchair Basketball

"It's a nice invention, but what about GRIDLOCK?"

House Plant Party

Shepherd

'It's good news - the car can be repaired'

Physiotherapist tells Humpty Dumpty: 'OK, you've had a great fall, but we'll have you back on that wall in no time.'

'Not bad idea! But no quit day job.'

Useless car accessories.

'It's like working a non-union job. You run around in circles and never get anywhere.'

I love Pottery.

'If you can smile when everything around you is going wrong... you're probably in the repair business!'

'Hey! Roll a mile in my shoes!'

'He was a darn fine mechanic.'

Uses for the wheel (hula hoop).