Wheel Wielder Pillows

"No problems with the wheel, but this fire thing is going to be a tough sell to the Consumer Product Safety Commission."

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"River well stocked this year."

Touring Cyclist

Airport Security. Just pass the wand over them, Ernie. Keep your "abracadabras" to yourself.

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

Duel in a wheelchair.

Girl in Yellow Jumper

"Perhaps it was too soon for a self-driving wheel."

For crying out loud Simon. Would you stop trying to reinvent the drag.

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."

Caveman who has just invented the wheel is amazed to see a paper airplane demonstrating the principle of flight.

"Before we test this, do you know how to fill out an accident report?"

Overdoing it.

Hmm... all I need to do now is invent the wheel...

Psychic car mechanics.

"You spoil that Hamster."

'So Roger, how's your invention going?'

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'

'It's good news - the car can be repaired'

Wheelchair Basketball

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

"It's a nice invention, but what about GRIDLOCK?"

Shepherd

House Plant Party

Physiotherapist tells Humpty Dumpty: 'OK, you've had a great fall, but we'll have you back on that wall in no time.'

'Not bad idea! But no quit day job.'

Useless car accessories.

Ask me about my uppercut.

'It's like working a non-union job. You run around in circles and never get anywhere.'

I love Pottery.

'If you can smile when everything around you is going wrong... you're probably in the repair business!'

'He was a darn fine mechanic.'

'Hey! Roll a mile in my shoes!'