Iron User Gifts

"Unplug and chill out."

Domestic Superheroes!!

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

'Is this the new input device?'

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

'This is suppose to be progress.'

"Voila!...smooth pastry." (Lady teaching chef to iron dough).

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).

"I'm right here. Focused!"

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

"Hello?"

"I wish you'd get more in touch with your masculine side, Robert"

"I know this is going to sound completely crazy and off the wall - but do you, by any chance, know how to iron?"

'We'll have Bubba here check to see if we've idiot-proofed your computer.'

"No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants."

'First of all, I'm taking you off the iron supplements.'

Romance over the Irons

"I might be down the pub a bit later, Brian, I'm just trying to smooth a few things with the missus."

Muscular Dad

Pressing Problem

'Oh flips! I've forgot me anvil again!'

Man ironing out a line graph.

Fitted Sheet:1/Human:0

'He must not have been an easy man to care for. He always had an iron will. Which brings us to what he left you.'

'It's the people downstairs again.'

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

"Iron Man Competition"

Woman tangled up ironing