Iron Sculptor Pillows

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

Compression

"Remorse sits in my stomach like a piece of stale bread. How does that sound?"

"Providing great customer care is of course important, but shall we start with how you manage forms TG-45S through to NSD-89b."

Sculptor's chippings

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

Ice-Cube-IV

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

Baker

"I know this is going to sound completely crazy and off the wall - but do you, by any chance, know how to iron?"

Bookmore Publishing Co. Autobiography Editor - Embellish and De-Embellish.

'It's the people downstairs again.'

"Well, I've been struggling to write a book about my struggle to write a book..."

Igloo Windfarm.

Rodin, the surfer.

"And yet, I too am a still life."

"Garbage in, great books out."

'Remember - when Daylight Saving Time ends, we have to give everything a slight turn to the left.'

'Your student Clara has tested as Talented and Gifted. But only in metal sculpting. You'll need to start incorporating metal sculpting into your daily lesson plans starting...tomorrow.'

Pen mightier than sword.

Origami Mail

Cattle farmer's super-market

"And they say this country doesn't make anything anymore!"

"Actually I'm doing this to stand out more in the scholarly community."

"I read your manuscript with interest."

"Upper or lower body workout?"

'Show off!'

Potter

"Our clients like their accountants to use their 'imagination', but most would still prefer their returns in a spreadsheet."

'Best Seller'

'It's questionable whether your book, Life of a Nobody' will make a Nobody a Somebody!'

"Very few new ideas come into Arthur's head anymore. He's living on his fat."