Iron Sculptor Pillows

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

Compression

"Remorse sits in my stomach like a piece of stale bread. How does that sound?"

"Providing great customer care is of course important, but shall we start with how you manage forms TG-45S through to NSD-89b."

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

Sculptor's chippings

Ice-Cube-IV

Baker

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

"I know this is going to sound completely crazy and off the wall - but do you, by any chance, know how to iron?"

Bookmore Publishing Co. Autobiography Editor - Embellish and De-Embellish.

"Garbage in, great books out."

"Well, I've been struggling to write a book about my struggle to write a book..."

Igloo Windfarm.

'It's the people downstairs again.'

Rodin, the surfer.

"And yet, I too am a still life."

'Remember - when Daylight Saving Time ends, we have to give everything a slight turn to the left.'

'Your student Clara has tested as Talented and Gifted. But only in metal sculpting. You'll need to start incorporating metal sculpting into your daily lesson plans starting...tomorrow.'

Pen mightier than sword.

Origami Mail

Cattle farmer's super-market

"I read your manuscript with interest."

"And they say this country doesn't make anything anymore!"

"Actually I'm doing this to stand out more in the scholarly community."

"Upper or lower body workout?"

The Little Engine...who gives up: 'I know I can't.'

'Show off!'

Potter

Oog is good at sharpening sticks, but he doesn't know when to stop. You can quit now, Oog. You've made your point.

'Best Seller'

A bulge of bodybuilders

"Very few new ideas come into Arthur's head anymore. He's living on his fat."