Number Sculptor Pillows

Sculpt-by-numbers kit.

"Our clients like their accountants to use their 'imagination', but most would still prefer their returns in a spreadsheet."

The Art Student.

Larry's used art

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

Alien David statue

The Googler

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

"Mr. Right!"

"Well....I could've done this!"

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

Snow Devil

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

Snowman

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

Candle Portraits.

Easter Island Cheeseheads

'okay...where did you hide it?'

Compression

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

"No, Doris, not implants!"

Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

Happy thoughts

Monuments

Rodin's Browser

Horse statue throws off rider.

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

"Lovely dovetail."