Sculptors Pillows

Statue Farts.

Darwin's Evolving Statue.

"She's complaining about indecent exposure again."

'I'll bet he's trying to remember his social security number.'

Rodin's Look-out Man

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

'Look - I'm not AN Antony Gormley, I AM Antony Gormley.'

The Art Student.

Larry's used art

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Alien David statue

The Googler

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

"Little help?"

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

"Mr. Right!"

"Well....I could've done this!"

Archimedes statue with a lever

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

"Personally, I'm a doer."

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

Candle Portraits.

Easter Island Cheeseheads

'okay...where did you hide it?'

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

"The overthinker"