Sculptor Pillows

"I've invented the wheel but I don't want anybody to know about it yet."

The Think Tank

Sculptor's block.

"It was a time when men regularly performed great feats of valor but were rarely in touch with their feelings."

'Man, I'm sick of thinking...can't someone flip on a T.V. or something?'

Rodin's 'Thinking man' is off its plinth and looking at it - Thinking outside the square.

"I'm just saying, the ice caps are melting and your hobby isn't particularly helping matters..."

'Oh Darren, I just love what you've done with your dung.'

Sculpting

Rodin's Thinker: 'So what's he got that I haven't got?'

'Poser'

'So Roger, how's your invention going?'

8th Annual Chainsaw Carving Competition

'I was young I needed the money . .. '

'No, not that! Look over there - I've invented Modern Art.'

Rodin's Thinker in front of refrigerator.

'I sold it to a plastic surgeon.'

Woman throwing giant pot.

Artist sculpts friend for a hug.

The Thinker and The Second Guesser

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

Sculptor with falling rocks sign.

"It's my masterpiece. My monument to the twentieth century."

Ice Sculptures - Liquidation Sale Today only.

I call it dumb guy punching himself in the the chin.

Thinking man's psychiatrist.

Optical Illusion.

"Hey, would you mind taking a quick sculpture of me and my family?"

Prison Art - Bent Screw

'It's the next big thing.'

Sculptor making a statue to hug.

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

"No, no, no! Thirty days hath September!"

The thinker.

"Don't forget your chiropractor's appointment tomorrow!"