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Rodin's THE FEELER

"Look, you asked me what my favorite book was and it just happens to be A Farewell to Arms."

'It celebrates man's ability to move large, stone objects.'

''The Thinker' is an outdated concept.'

Pigeon WC

Thinking about TV.

Antony Gormley Exhibition.

'It's described here as Adonis with a weak bladder.'

Baroque

Dog owner made into a statue.

Thinker

'It'll be a great relief when you grow out of your Damien Hurst phase dear.'

History of Art: Then and Now.

Cleaner lifts Atlas holding the world to clean underneath.

"Everyone is so cynical these days."

Stonehens

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

"Hey. Keep it down over there. I can't hear myself think."

Greek and Roman Art: The Broken Off Bits

"I need him to stop think and start listening."

"I go here all the time."

Linesman of the North.

"They have extraordinary taste."

A statue dedicated to "The Unknown Academic Infighter" stands outside a college campus.

A statue of a baseball player swinging a bat stands next to a building with a broken glass window.

In Memory of What's-his-name.

Tripled his reading speed with no loss in comprehension.

"C'mon dude, these are not your people."

Introducing Piza Island.

Rodin's mafia victim

Rodin's wrong toilet

It's not so much modern art, it's more...revenge!

Fire at the British Museum

Rodin's Sunbather On Hot Sand.

Man staring art in the face.