Sculptor Gifts

"I've invented the wheel but I don't want anybody to know about it yet."

The Think Tank

Sculptor's block.

"It was a time when men regularly performed great feats of valor but were rarely in touch with their feelings."

'Man, I'm sick of thinking...can't someone flip on a T.V. or something?'

"I'm just saying, the ice caps are melting and your hobby isn't particularly helping matters..."

Rodin's 'Thinking man' is off its plinth and looking at it - Thinking outside the square.

8th Annual Chainsaw Carving Competition

'So Roger, how's your invention going?'

'Poser'

'Oh Darren, I just love what you've done with your dung.'

Rodin's Thinker: 'So what's he got that I haven't got?'

Sculpting

'I was young I needed the money . .. '

'I sold it to a plastic surgeon.'

'No, not that! Look over there - I've invented Modern Art.'

Rodin's Thinker in front of refrigerator.

Woman throwing giant pot.

'No! No! I said carve a SACRED cow!'

Artist sculpts friend for a hug.

The Thinker and The Second Guesser

"It's my masterpiece. My monument to the twentieth century."

Optical Illusion.

Thinking man's psychiatrist.

I call it dumb guy punching himself in the the chin.

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

Rodin's 'The Stinker'.

Thinker and Reminder statues.

Ice Sculptures - Liquidation Sale Today only.

Sculptor with falling rocks sign.

'You want her to be built like that?'

The thinker.

Whittlers Mother

'Man, I've tried everything, this just isn't working'

'It's the three masons.'