Sculpting Gifts

"I've invented the wheel but I don't want anybody to know about it yet."

Salvador Dali - Memorial Park

I love Pottery.

"I'm just saying, the ice caps are melting and your hobby isn't particularly helping matters..."

Sculpting

'So Roger, how's your invention going?'

8th Annual Chainsaw Carving Competition

Lumberjack Finds Strange Tree Rings

'Poser'

'Oh Darren, I just love what you've done with your dung.'

'I sold it to a plastic surgeon.'

"They say two feet of snow came down last night!"

'Dan sculpted the shrubs to look like hunters to keep the deer from eating them.'

Rodin's Thinker in front of refrigerator.

The Thinker and The Second Guesser

Woman throwing giant pot.

Artist sculpts friend for a hug.

'Your student Clara has tested as Talented and Gifted. But only in metal sculpting. You'll need to start incorporating metal sculpting into your daily lesson plans starting...tomorrow.'

Ice Sculptures - Liquidation Sale Today only.

Sand television

Sculptor with falling rocks sign.

Optical Illusion.

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Bunny Island

Thinking man's psychiatrist.

I call it dumb guy punching himself in the the chin.

"No, no, no! Thirty days hath September!"

"Look. You think they're hideous and I think they're hideous, but maybe the bishop doesn't think they're hideous."

'Man, I've tried everything, this just isn't working'

Snowman picking up snow dog poo

'You want her to be built like that?'

'That's the last of them. . . so, did you want us to just leave them all in a circle or. . .'

Sculptor's dedication to critics.

'You want the long, skinny rug in the hallway or a scarf?! What on earth are you talking about?'

Helicopter tour guide: 'And THERE they are folks! The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Island!'