Body Sculpting Gifts

'I'm going to soak for three days, then Andre here is going to sculpt me into an entirely new body shape with the pumice stone.'

The Art Student.

Larry's used art

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

Alien David statue

The Googler

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

"Well....I could've done this!"

"Mr. Right!"

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"Little help?"

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

Archimedes statue with a lever

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"Personally, I'm a doer."

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

"The overthinker"

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

Candle Portraits.

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

Easter Island Cheeseheads

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

Happy thoughts

The Rise of Modern Art

"No, Doris, not implants!"

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."