Body Sculpting T-Shirts

'I'm going to soak for three days, then Andre here is going to sculpt me into an entirely new body shape with the pumice stone.'

The Art Student.

Larry's used art

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

Alien David statue

The Googler

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

"Well....I could've done this!"

"Little help?"

'It's a Joan Biro.'

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

"There's only one 'L' in colosseum."

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"Mr. Right!"

Archimedes statue with a lever

"Personally, I'm a doer."

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

Easter Island Cheeseheads

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

"The overthinker"

Candle Portraits.

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

The Rise of Modern Art

Monuments

Happy thoughts

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.