Body Sculptor Gifts

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

'I'm here to sign up for a membership since the muscle shirt didn't work.'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

'I take it that when you went on your 'spot reduction' diet, this wasn't what you had in mind?'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

Shake that butt!

Door-to-Door Liposuction.

'Forget the pills - here, take two of these.'

'Can I donate my boobs to my girlfriend?' -'Possibly, but not on the NHS.'

'All this while he's been building up his pecs our relationship has been going zip!'

'I don't get it! I've been exercising for six weeks now and haven't lost a pound.'

The Art Student.

Larry's used art

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Alien David statue

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

The Googler

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"Mr. Right!"

"There's only one 'L' in colosseum."

"Well....I could've done this!"

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

Candle Portraits.

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

Happy thoughts

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

Monuments

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

Horse statue throws off rider.

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

Rodin's Browser