Muscle Sculptor Gifts

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

'Let's face it. Your lower body isn't responding.'

"I can't give enlightenment, only great calves."

"Seriously, your body is incredible; mine is so disgusting!"

'Pumping his way up the food chain'

"Maybe it's time to target another muscle group."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

Biceps, muscles and brawn

The rock caricature

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

Bench Press Accident

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

Basic training w/ GI Joe, Rambo, Bruce Lee, etc.

"I don’t care that muscle weighs more than fat. I only know I work out here and gain 5 pounds!"

Battery lifting weights

The size of a man's upper body is directly proportional to the number of unresolved issues in his head.

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

'Don't worry. We still have a few more treatment options available.'

'My upper body strength is fine but I'd been neglecting my legs.'

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

''What I Did Over Summer Vacation,' by Craig Martin.'

'I don't get it! I've been exercising for six weeks now and haven't lost a pound.'

"...And have we been working on our upper body or our lower body?"

Body Building

'I think it's time to concentrate a little more on your upper body!'

Ice-Cube-IV

'Of course he does - all snakes have great abs!'

Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'

"That 'knowledge equals power' thing will take you only so far."

Built and Built without a permit.