Muscle Sculptors Gifts

Still waiting for tape 2

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

Bench Press Accident

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

"I don’t care that muscle weighs more than fat. I only know I work out here and gain 5 pounds!"

Battery lifting weights

The size of a man's upper body is directly proportional to the number of unresolved issues in his head.

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

'Don't worry. We still have a few more treatment options available.'

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

'My upper body strength is fine but I'd been neglecting my legs.'

'I don't get it! I've been exercising for six weeks now and haven't lost a pound.'

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

Body Building

"...And have we been working on our upper body or our lower body?"

'I think it's time to concentrate a little more on your upper body!'

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

"That 'knowledge equals power' thing will take you only so far."

Built and Built without a permit.

'Of course he does - all snakes have great abs!'

Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'

Baker

'You've made wonderful progress,Miss Pritchard.'

A muscle pushing a body builders brain out of his skull.

A doctor calls a body builder to perform a patella tap test on a large patient.

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