Muscle Sculptors Gifts

Still waiting for tape 2

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

The rock caricature

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Biceps, muscles and brawn

Bench Press Accident

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

"I don’t care that muscle weighs more than fat. I only know I work out here and gain 5 pounds!"

Basic training w/ GI Joe, Rambo, Bruce Lee, etc.

Battery lifting weights

The size of a man's upper body is directly proportional to the number of unresolved issues in his head.

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

'Don't worry. We still have a few more treatment options available.'

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

''What I Did Over Summer Vacation,' by Craig Martin.'

"...And have we been working on our upper body or our lower body?"

'I don't get it! I've been exercising for six weeks now and haven't lost a pound.'

'My upper body strength is fine but I'd been neglecting my legs.'

Body Building

'I think it's time to concentrate a little more on your upper body!'

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

"That 'knowledge equals power' thing will take you only so far."

Built and Built without a permit.

'Of course he does - all snakes have great abs!'

Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'

"His prose is so muscular."

'You've made wonderful progress,Miss Pritchard.'

Baker

Sadie, the way you objectify football players is unconscionable. It's what? All you talk about are their muscles, square jaws, animal intensity. Ooh. What? I live it when you get all puffed up and macho and tough. And what biceps. Much better. Well played. Girl does what she's got to.