Sculptors Gifts

Statue Farts.

Darwin's Evolving Statue.

"She's complaining about indecent exposure again."

'I'll bet he's trying to remember his social security number.'

Rodin's Look-out Man

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

'Look - I'm not AN Antony Gormley, I AM Antony Gormley.'

The Art Student.

Larry's used art

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

Alien David statue

The Googler

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

"Little help?"

"Well....I could've done this!"

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

'It's a Joan Biro.'

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Archimedes statue with a lever

"There's only one 'L' in colosseum."

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

"Mr. Right!"

"Personally, I'm a doer."

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

Easter Island Cheeseheads

Candle Portraits.

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

"The overthinker"

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."