Sculpting Prints

"I've invented the wheel but I don't want anybody to know about it yet."

I love Pottery.

"I'm just saying, the ice caps are melting and your hobby isn't particularly helping matters..."

Lumberjack Finds Strange Tree Rings

Sculpting

'Oh Darren, I just love what you've done with your dung.'

'So Roger, how's your invention going?'

8th Annual Chainsaw Carving Competition

'Poser'

'I sold it to a plastic surgeon.'

"They say two feet of snow came down last night!"

Rodin's Thinker in front of refrigerator.

Woman throwing giant pot.

Artist sculpts friend for a hug.

The Thinker and The Second Guesser

'Your student Clara has tested as Talented and Gifted. But only in metal sculpting. You'll need to start incorporating metal sculpting into your daily lesson plans starting...tomorrow.'

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

Sculptor with falling rocks sign.

Thinking man's psychiatrist.

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Bunny Island

Sand television

Ice Sculptures - Liquidation Sale Today only.

I call it dumb guy punching himself in the the chin.

Optical Illusion.

'Man, I've tried everything, this just isn't working'

'You want her to be built like that?'

'That's the last of them. . . so, did you want us to just leave them all in a circle or. . .'

'He's not melting. That's because he's made of mashed potatoes.'

"Look. You think they're hideous and I think they're hideous, but maybe the bishop doesn't think they're hideous."

"No, no, no! Thirty days hath September!"

Thinker and investment decisions

Helicopter tour guide: 'And THERE they are folks! The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Island!'

'It started out as the Beatles, but you never quite know how these things are going to turn out.'

The neighbors were not sure what to think of the young Picasso's snowman

Your Sculpture while you wait.