"Yeah, I'm working on my own customized car, too."
Horsepower Junkie T-Shirts
Bring their love for horsepower to life with bold, witty t-shirts! Perfect for showing off their passion for engines, cars, and speed in style and comfort.
"It's not porn, it's a Massey Ferguson 6700 S with 200 HP."
'Manager. . . Commander. . . Chieftain. . . King!'
Big Shot/Bigger Shot.
"Caption contest"
"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."
"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."
Graduation day at Telekinesis School.
Army Leader: 'We have ways of making you Torque.'
'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'
Sandcastles
"Now that I'm getting older it takes more than a single bound to leap a tall building."
"Well of course it's fast food. I cooked it faster than a speeding bullet."
The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 8
Nuclear energy.
'I'm looking for a job that satisfies my lust for power.'
Life in the Fast Lane.
'Smiley, it's come to my attention that, since being promoted to management, you've grown fangs.'
'Are you sure we're on the right track?'
"Sometimes it's important to stop dwelling on your failures and concentrate on your ability to leap over buildings at a single bound."
"You think you're brave? I read Hebrew in front of a live audience."
"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."
"Don't worry, folks—with me on your side, the truth doesn't stand a chance!"
"You're violating my airspace."
Hell, yes, it's lonely at the top. Plus I get nosebleeds.
Low Tech Power Failure System Protection.
'He was superhuman. Then he started to lose his hair.'
'When I was young I thought wealth and power would make me happy...and I was right!'
"It occurs to me, Engelhardt, that I've never truly tested the limits of my power."
Oh, sorry, it's in kryptonite mode.
Birdhouse Garage
'Yes, I finally quit smoking and drinking, Dad! I found out that the power to ruin people's lives is much more satisfying!'
'Here - let me do it!'
Big Fish Eat Little Fish
This Dynamic high-powered team of does and decision makers reaches and screeches to a halt in front of its most difficult obstacle of the year.
Horsepower Junkie T-Shirts Collection
Horsepower Junkie Mugs
Explore our collection of hilarious and inspiring mugs for horsepower junkies—ideal for fueling mornings with a touch of humor and speed.
Horsepower Junkie Pillows
Add personality to their space with fun and creative pillows that showcase their passion for horsepower and high-octane adventures.
Horsepower Junkie Prints
Decorate with stunning prints inspired by horsepower and engines—perfect for any enthusiast looking to bring high speed into their space.